A California Girl In Kansas

I’m getting ready to go to a luau. Because I’m slightly overachieving, I will be wearing a retro, tropical print dress, big wooden earrings, and I’ll be bringing the following accessories:
A pineapple upside-down cake. My very first. It looks so cute!
And this coconut cup, found on clearance at Target. Plus a […]

I’m home sick today. Wah. The rainy weather has done a real number on my sinuses.

Lola totally beat out the competition and won the title of wackiest dog at work. I was especially proud of this because some girls in accounting were campaigning especially hard for their ugly and totally not wacky dog AND they made fun of Lola. Whores. But let me just say that accounting […]

According to my horoscope on my iGoogle homepage, things should be looking up. I especially like the part about heavy metals to spiritual gold. That’s some funny sh*t.

The heaviness is lifted off your shoulders and your heart. Difficult circumstances that have been weighing on you for too long are now transforming from heavy metals into […]

So I guess I’m it. Or if this was a game of duck, duck, goose, I’d be the goose. EMAWKC totally just tagged me. I now have to tell y’all eight random things about me, which you should pretty much be used to right about now. Jenelle tells me that this blog is basically a […]

We’re having a funniest pet contest at work. It’s company-wide and our company is, like, ginormous. But I have a strong feeling that I may have taken the winning pic:

Craig Ferguson gives the world’s biggest shout out to my hometown, Pleasanton, CA. All P-towners (and you know who you are, you “townies”) must watch. It’s amazing.
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I really need to do the dishes:
And fold the laundry that seems to have found a permanent home on my guest bed:

My interview with Jenn is up and posted. You can check it out HERE.